Wednesday, March 30, 2011

SVU

I'm so addicted to Law and Order: SVU! No, it's not an old person show. It's an awesome show. I love how it makes you think, and it's about the really interesting, special cases; the cases involving rapes and such. I don't watch any of the other Law and Orders. They're not worth it. I mean, hello, Ice-T isn't on those shows and they aren't about rape, murder, and working women. If there's a marathon of SVU on, I'm watching it. It comes on on either channels 03, 39, or 40 (usually 40. Lol.). Tonight's episode, which was new, was basically pulled from the Sandra Cantu case. It was a twist, though, because I thought it was this one chick who raped and murdered this girl, but it was the chick's sister, who had been sexually abused by their mother all her life. How sick. Fave show, along with Pretty Little Liars :)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

What a label

     My mom says I'm a hypochondriac. Just because I look up my symptoms and and diagnose myself when something weird is going on with me doesn't mean I have issues. Just because I usually diagnose myself with something kinda crazy and it ends up being nothing doesn't mean I have issues. Last week I said I had Atypical Pneumonia, but it seemed legit because I thought I was gonna die. I've had Pneumonia before, and I was pretty sure it was it. But it ended up being a big pulled muscle or something, because it went away after a few days. 
       Now, though, I'm sure I have Sleep Apnea. My mom thinks I'm crazy though, because I'm young, blah blah blah....she has it and knows what is...blah blah blah...But I totally have a lot of the symptoms. I don't snore though, but not everyone with Sleep Apnea snores. I slept with my mom the other night so she could observe my sleeping, and she said I "didn't make a peep." Whatever. She thinks I just need to use my inhaler again. Ugh. 
       On the plus side, all this craziness means I know interesting medical info:) 

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Adventures of super bubbas

Last week I found this story I wrote back in the sixth grade. It's kinda embarrassing because it's really good...if a third grader wrote it. It's still entertaining to read, though, because it's action-y and funny. It's called The Adventures of Super Bubbas and it's about my guinea pig named Butterscotch, or Bubbas, that I had back then. First he was just this average guinea pig. Then, all these super hero animals discovered him in his yard and turned him into "Super Bubbas." He had the amazing power of turning villains into giant carrots just by uttering the word "carrots, and he'd eat eat them so they'd disappear forever. The other heros are Super Skunk, Super Dog, Spider Woman, Hamster Girl, and Guinea Pig Girl (very creative). The arch nemesis is Evil Frog, but he gets turned into a carrot of course. There's even fighting and everything. The best part of my story, though, is the pictures. The animals are supposed to be cute, but they're kinda freaky-looking :)

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

what a dummy

I'm glad that garage doors have sensors. Why? Today when my dad came in the door from work, my dog dumbly decided to go out to the garage right when my dad hit the button to close the garage door. I wasn't sure if she was going to keep going, so I called after her and tried to get her, but she continued to the closing garage door. She would have been crushed if the door hadn't stopped and gone back up as soon as it touched her fur. I grabbed her, super relieved. Of course, she just looked at me like, "I knew it was gonna stop for me. Everything does." She's so conceited. It's a horrible thought, but it made me wonder how many little kids and animals got crushed before sensors were made for garage doors. Because you know, little kids assume everything will stop for them. Just like my dog.